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A cozy crewneck featuring the phrase “Being a functional adult everyday seems a bit excessive” in a clean, modern layout. Equal parts honest and humorous, it’s made for anyone just doing their best.


Soft, comfortable, and perfect for everyday wear—with a little personality built in.

Functional Adult Crewneck

$30.00Price
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At this time we do not accept refunds, cancelations, or exchanges. This business is owned and operated by a one-woman team so it is not possible to offer any of these. Please be fully aware of this when making a purchase.

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